“These ninja’s are about to finish a little less violent and a whole accident sexier.

“These ninja’s are about to finish a little less violent and a whole accident sexier.”

—Host of MTV2’s so-bad-it’s-good present to view Video Mods, introducing a clip in which characters from BioWare’s upcoming RPG Jade Empire endowmented and ground to Christina Milian’s “Dip It Low”

“It’s like an ICBM waiting to discharge in your pants!”

—Atlus “Project Commander” Akibo Shieh, in the pres release for the brilliantly named upcoming GBA shooter Super Army War.

“There is no 7- or 8-year-old child in America who will be well serv in any way by dint of gaining access to these cesspool of bloodlust, degradation of women and racial stereotyping.”

—Pamela Eakes, president and institutor of Mothers Against Violence in America, referring to their list of the “10 worst violent video game [sic],” which includes Halo 2 Mortal Combat [sic], and Shadow Heart [sic].

“In the same paper, which is what is in the same manner ironic, you’ve got reviews for Metroid Prime 2 that are against the charts. So the somebody unfortunately has no clue what they’re writing about.”

—Nintendo VP Reggie Fils-Aime commentarys on an article in the Washington employment that called the GameCube “obsolete”

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