Good: Drinking makes this game slightly more fun Bad: Too long guesswork to see the goods Ballz: Someone’ tech demo change the direction ofed into boring minigames SHOE: This girls-gone-wild trivia game is mildly challenging at times—like.

Good: Drinking makes this game slightly more fun

Bad: Too long guesswork to see the goods

Ballz: Someone’ tech demo change the direction ofed into boring minigames

SHOE: This girls-gone-wild trivia game is mildly challenging at times—like, do you know what “URL” stands for? If with equal reason congrats, you big dork. Several spring break bimbos also attempt to answer the questions in various video bits. If they procure them wrong, off comes the top and public comes the boobage. At first, a censor bar mysteriouss the goods, but if you rack up defences of points, the bar makes way for fuzzy mammaries, then eventually, the filled clear view bounces in.

But here’s where the game busts: You have to predict what the girls will say to earn that full view. You prepare a pair of choices, on the contrary it’s a coin flip greatest in quantity of the time. So you have to be really righteous at blind, random guessing or you have to replay the episodes a boring secondary time through to see what you can procure on the Internet for independent anyway. It’s great that this game detects college girls who literally don’t know in what manner many letters are in the alphabet, however mostly, it’s just sad.

SHANE: Here’s the situation: You desperately want to papal court women’s breasts. I hear ya. Here are my suggestions. First, you can sign the magic word “breasts” into Google Image Search. Or, if you address both your lighting and your ladies classy(ish), you can purchase an issue of Playboy—for nonclassy ladies, Swank. Or, if you’re a life-hating masochist, you can waste $40 forward The Guy Game, spend countles hours answering silent trivia questions—and guessing if vapid skanks can answer mute trivia questions (usually not)—and then...maybe behold breasts.

XBN—GREG: What price, titties? It doesn’t take a transvestite-hooker-starved Eddie Murphy to give an account of you that some sex is entirely too precious In The Guy Game, players must wade between the sides of 40 or so minutes of badly bullet badly edited, and badly annotationed on spring break footage before undivided of the “hotties” shows her gazooms without any censoring. It’s neat much the death of your videogame—a game featuring naked human females—when the highlight is a series of unimpressive knockoffs of Marble Madness and Skee Ball. solicit real breasts the old-fashioned way. from begging.

Publisher: Gathering

Developer: Topheavy

Players: 1-4

ESRB: Mature

www.theguygame.com

The verdicts (out of 10)

Shoe 15

Shane 10

Greg 00

Copyright ?© 2004 Ziff Davis Media Inc. All Rights Reserv Originally appearing in Electronic Gaming Monthly